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Friday 30 November 2018

Joke of the day


Did you hear the one about the little mountain? It’s hill-arious!

Wednesday 28 November 2018

joke of the day


Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
A. Frostbite

Rainbows end

The theme park was usual enough with everything to enjoy.
The Invader, a Log fume, a roller coaster and a Stratosfear
I never went on.
My friends, my group and I did what monkeys do
Stuffed our mouths with chips waited in the never ending log
fume queue, had fun and dodged the Stratosfear, ran like sonic to the rides with people with weight chains beside me, levelling up our Adrenalin making funny faces on the cameras

Doing something amazing

Monday 26 November 2018

Joke of the day

Q Why Do turkeys go "GOBBLE GOBBLE"
A because they have no table manners

Friday 23 November 2018

Joke of the day


Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower? A. Hi, bud!