Math week 8

SLJ Paying it forward

I would gift a Mac book to let them know about all the lotto numbers, I would bring fresh warter and food cause the wasn't much of them, and keep them updated with all the wars and incontinences. It would also give them entertainment for the minute until the power runs out.
A watch would be good so when it comes to the day they chould sell it for thousands of dollars, only if it gets rusted and believe that its real and old.
making life more enjoyable. it would also help to know the time. A camra would be good so they could capsure ironic old things to sell in a couple years.
 

E word (You Pick)

Joke of the day

Q. What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe? A. Slippers!

Joke of the day

Did you hear the one about the little mountain? It’s hill-arious!

joke of the day

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 

A. Frostbite

Rainbows end

The theme park was usual enough with everything to enjoy.

The Invader, a Log fume, a roller coaster and a Stratosfear
I never went on.

My friends, my group and I did what monkeys do

Stuffed our mouths with chips waited in the never ending log
fume queue, had fun and dodged the Stratosfear, ran like sonic to the rides with people with weight chains beside me, levelling up our Adrenalin making funny faces on the cameras

Doing something amazing

Joke of the day

Q Why Do turkeys go "GOBBLE GOBBLE"
A because they have no table manners

Joke of the day

Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower? A. Hi, bud!

Life of memes Part One (Dident have time for part two)

How Do Trees Affect Animals

In KHH we were told to discover what the world be like if there no trees.
In our research we did the animal side of the rope.

Steam Project

This was me and there friends steam S= science t = teck  E = engineering
a = art  m = maths. For our project we had to  find.....  a better way to wake up, instead of using a boring alarm clock, the result was a failure. Please post a comment about something positive and help full.

The Nabor part one

I heard the music as I entered the room, but all that was there was a violin,
lay there on it's back on the bare floorboards. As I creep forward I noticed this,
Before I tell you this Here's some backstory.
The Nambor was always questionable for all his actions,
A Lot of people Know Him For the record for the weirdest house.
But I know him from the 7 murders. 48 Hours Before,
It was saturday Midday Perfect For Moving, it was the middle of the year not much
options, Expert one a place where the grass never grow, the sun never shines,
You may know it as Waterville populason 1 But I Know it as Home .
Until today, You Might ask yourself why move to that horrible place?

Well I Was in college and despret of a home so I was running out of opisons.
The minute I walked in I was egure to visit the so called nabor, A pressed the doorbell
it sounded like a wrecking door, And what do I see out of the blue the nabor thats who
, I Waved In A kind gesture He smirked and then that joyful smirk turned into a death
stare, He slammed the Parsley door and layed a bear trap, witch I found out the hard
way the next day, I reached For mercy As he pulled out a bat, That Was the last thing
I could remember of that night. As I Plunged out of the cough I could see he poorly
wrapped My Leg In a Bandage. To get This Horrible man back I took of his brake in
his car, The car began to roll Forward… This was my chance door was open no lock
and…….

He disappointedly locked the door with a padlock. The next day I found two things,
Good and bad News Good news I found A way in his talland weird house though
the back window END OF PART ONE

If I were a makey makey

If I were A makey makey

I would Take power from

Laptops, batteries and phones

I would beep lights with commands

With binary code inside.

I would make a piano sing

I would make apples buttons while I could

For all to soon the box would pop out

And I must Pick up my dangling alligator chords and leave

To Wait for the day were someone wants a banana guitar.

Math this week

Cooking

Vocab

Math This week

If I Were A Flood

If I were a flood

If I were a flood

I would destroy patches of grass

Fields, mountains, yards

I would crash windows of cars

With electrical equipment inside.

I would tear houses apart.

I would make mountains look like hills, while I could.

For all to soon the ocean would pop out

From behind the haze

And I must pick up my damp shirt and leave

To sail all over the 7 seas.

-Karl.S

Current events

Math

STORY

Man hops in taxi Huh drive As they go down the road the man says
hey Keep your eyes on the road And throws a shoe at him
“You better watch your wallet”. The man throws another shoe at him
“Can't you see I'm driving!” The man throws a sock and the man adds
5 bucks”Hey I saw that!” Beeb Beeb Beeb (Him Pressing the $$$).
“Your worse than a lama trying to drive” lama goes past Yeah your right
I am worse than a llama, BECAUSE I AM A LLAMA, Have you seen my\
Lemons

PMI

Author study

When I met a ninja fan.

When we met ninja peanut 69

It was a normal day me Karl, Josiah were playing fortnite We loaded into a game of squads and learnt
that always Do no fill because sometimes you get babyish 5  year old southern times,
It's a 50 year old man who is rude as Heck. if you don't know what fortnite is you must be living under
a rock because its AWESOME, its a multiplayer game that has 3 or  sometimes more modes
, solo duo and squad we hoped into a squad mode and here's the story of how my friend got banned.
(Cody wrote this next part)

Any ways as Karl said me Karl, Josiah were playing fortnite we got in a game with a guy called
NINJA PEANUT 69 we were playing really good but we liked him at first but we saw his name
NINJA PEANUT 69 we called him names because he was swearing at us and being mean he
sounded like he was 12 from Asia he said we were trash and i said that you should act your age
of 69 and stop swearing at us. Josiah told him to go pee on a nut like his name said Karl said and
he said  “do you know ninja hyper” and are you related to him and he said nothing else.

I also said are you related to a 69 year old man and are you related to a peanut?
So he left the game and went to my name on the ps4 and messaged me and said Rude things
like the f word we would not like to say. He got my name and reported me and
I got band for 10-15 minutes

Blog you later :)

Croc

Croc

Purpose: to entertain

aldenice :blog

Rt: ?

Croc-o-rock was a normal crocodile, But there was one major difference
He was wandent,
for well being a crocodile in canada.
People souldend away from him in fear of getting eaten,
Croc didn't want to inflict any harm at all, not even a single fly.
But there was one man who looked at him with a smirk, instead of carving stakes and
sharpening his pitchforks “Why do you not run from me o-why”
said croc to the man
“Why should I” said the man “am I not searey to you” The man frowned
“Ove cause your not seary your just an old croc aren't you”
croc had a questioning face
“But why i'm searey and rotten and most of all wanted”
the man shrugged his head back and forth.
“Look not all crocs are bad, I think you're rad!”
The croc still was ashamed of himself. “Cheer up buddy what's to be ashamed of”
Croc went home will a bit of joy in his head.
You he went to bed and awoke to a rising sun.

Math week 5/6

Math week 3/4

Variety Concert Ticket

This us my ticket I made for our schools Variety concert, on that note get your butt down to Papakura central school.

Add For The School

Sign math

Try doing your own we found that using a nzsl dictionary works great.

Sign Language

My Soundscape

If you click on the black part of the poppy you will hear a reenactment of a battlefield.  The sounds are from everyday items that I used to create the soundscape.

Poppy button sound

Letter Of a life as a soldier

The life of a soldier

It's Been 4 days and it feel like it's been a year and  I feel like

I've been in and out of choppers for days, Billy found Dead in the camp with a beer and a shotgun.
The walk was far from home though places that I don't even Know what the name is called.
The Food was getting cheaper and cheaper every night, from burgers to can of expired beans.
The shipped food got rotted by the rats In the cargo bay.
The Only light  we have is a broken bulb in the tent that's way too bright to close my eyes
,like a mosques is on your eye Pain.
full. I've Broken Some rib It hurts like a couple bricks on your stomach. god I wish I was Home.

• Cayden

Joke of the day

What do you call a bear with no ears

B

Joke of the day

Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo

Well the hippo is quite heavy and the other is quite lighter search zippo up

Joke of the day

I said Goodbye to the ocean, what did he say back


Nothing It just waved

My math for the past two weeks

Joke of the day 30/3/18

Whats a foot long and slippery





a slipper

Joke Of The Day

Why couldn't the egg lend me money
Be cause he was broke.

School horrior story [Not finished]

19/3/17 school

Purpose: Spook

Walt: use dialogue

Walking path the closet the chills downs down my spine. Like a chain motor constantly when I get near the proximity of the weird man you can only see his face 1 or twice a week. He can go in his hut for 15 minutes to a whole hour. Today phil and steve was lost at recess the school was not making a profit but losing money by the parents, 15 times this week they've been sued,nand only 3 times they've whined. Sad, they've lost 2 million dollars in just a week I've looked and looked. But the only guarded of spot that is the most hard to get in is the janitor's closet. Locks boards chains and padlocks you want in you aint getting in, he takes big duffle bags which are filled with tomatoes from the cafetera, or are they the delicious food we know they are, or are they bill suggested “Hey let's find a way in” obviously bing the new kid he didn't know about the Locks,boards padlocks. But we used that to our edvantage “hey bill how would you like to stand on the footpath for 1 minute?”

“Sure” I said in my head, he knew nothing about the disappearing and were using him as bait but what you do?  If you were trying to catch ah creepy janitor. Huh thinking about I don't know what he looks like any more the janitor and “he's creepy but delouses with those tomatoes” I said to myself. A few minutes past when we were at the break of giving up “Hey guys im giving up ok”

Writing My nana and I

This is a remake of My sister and I

Plan              

Audience: blogers

To: describe

Memorie 1 Cooking

Memorie 2 Watching tv

Memorie 3 Getting baxta     

Memorie 4 chips on friday

20/3/18 My Nana And I

We were quiet people

my nana and I.

Chips circle like

Rodeo like

Round the table

when good times were up.

We were playful people

my nana and I.

Dogs barks

puppy-like

in the dog park

when nanas leash was down.

We were amagentive people

my nana and I.

We laughed

chicken-like

to the tv

when nana found fun.

We were cooking people

my nana and I.

We cooked

Gordon ramsay -like

In the kitchen

when we  felt like it .

We were quiet people

we were playful people

we were amangetive people

we were cooking people

my nana and I

when nana

was alive.