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Thursday, 6 December 2018

SLJ Paying it forward

I would gift a Mac book to let them know about all the lotto numbers, I would bring fresh warter and food cause the wasn't much of them, and keep them updated with all the wars and incontinences. It would also give them entertainment for the minute until the power runs out.
A watch would be good so when it comes to the day they chould sell it for thousands of dollars, only if it gets rusted and believe that its real and old.
making life more enjoyable. it would also help to know the time. A camra would be good so they could capsure ironic old things to sell in a couple years.
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E word (You Pick)

Monday, 3 December 2018

Joke of the day


Q. What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe? A. Slippers!

Friday, 30 November 2018

Joke of the day


Did you hear the one about the little mountain? It’s hill-arious!

Wednesday, 28 November 2018

joke of the day


Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
A. Frostbite

Rainbows end

The theme park was usual enough with everything to enjoy.
The Invader, a Log fume, a roller coaster and a Stratosfear
I never went on.
My friends, my group and I did what monkeys do
Stuffed our mouths with chips waited in the never ending log
fume queue, had fun and dodged the Stratosfear, ran like sonic to the rides with people with weight chains beside me, levelling up our Adrenalin making funny faces on the cameras

Doing something amazing

Monday, 26 November 2018

Joke of the day

Q Why Do turkeys go "GOBBLE GOBBLE"
A because they have no table manners

Friday, 23 November 2018

Joke of the day


Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower? A. Hi, bud!

Friday, 26 October 2018

How Do Trees Affect Animals


In KHH we were told to discover what the world be like if there no trees.
In our research we did the animal side of the rope.

Wednesday, 26 September 2018

Steam Project


This was me and there friends steam S= science t = teck  E = engineering
a = art  m = maths. For our project we had to  find.....  a better way to wake up, instead of using a boring alarm clock, the result was a failure. Please post a comment about something positive and help full.

Thursday, 20 September 2018

The Nabor part one

I heard the music as I entered the room, but all that was there was a violin,
lay there on it's back on the bare floorboards. As I creep forward I noticed this,
Before I tell you this Here's some backstory.
The Nambor was always questionable for all his actions,
A Lot of people Know Him For the record for the weirdest house.
But I know him from the 7 murders. 48 Hours Before,
It was saturday Midday Perfect For Moving, it was the middle of the year not much
options, Expert one a place where the grass never grow, the sun never shines,
You may know it as Waterville populason 1 But I Know it as Home .
Until today, You Might ask yourself why move to that horrible place?
Well I Was in college and despret of a home so I was running out of opisons.
The minute I walked in I was egure to visit the so called nabor, A pressed the doorbell
it sounded like a wrecking door, And what do I see out of the blue the nabor thats who
, I Waved In A kind gesture He smirked and then that joyful smirk turned into a death
stare, He slammed the Parsley door and layed a bear trap, witch I found out the hard
way the next day, I reached For mercy As he pulled out a bat, That Was the last thing
I could remember of that night. As I Plunged out of the cough I could see he poorly
wrapped My Leg In a Bandage. To get This Horrible man back I took of his brake in
his car, The car began to roll Forward… This was my chance door was open no lock
and…….

He disappointedly locked the door with a padlock. The next day I found two things,
Good and bad News Good news I found A way in his talland weird house though
the back window END OF PART ONE

Friday, 31 August 2018

If I were a makey makey

If I were A makey makey
I would Take power from
Laptops, batteries and phones
I would beep lights with commands
With binary code inside.
I would make a piano sing
I would make apples buttons while I could
For all to soon the box would pop out
And I must Pick up my dangling alligator chords and leave

To Wait for the day were someone wants a banana guitar.

Thursday, 2 August 2018

If I Were A Flood

If I were a flood
If I were a flood
I would destroy patches of grass
Fields, mountains, yards
I would crash windows of cars
With electrical equipment inside.
I would tear houses apart.
I would make mountains look like hills, while I could.
For all to soon the ocean would pop out
From behind the haze
And I must pick up my damp shirt and leave
To sail all over the 7 seas.

-Karl.S